1
00:00:43,980 --> 00:00:45,900
Fuck. Fuck.

2
00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,420
Fuck. Oh fuck.

3
00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,400
Oh fuck.

4
00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,660
Oh fuck, oh fuck.

5
00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:57,680
Fuck.

6
00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,330
I'm a slave to this vagina.

7
00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:27,630
Join the fucking club.

8
00:01:28,010 --> 00:01:30,150
I think all this gum chewing's giving me
TMJ.

9
00:01:30,970 --> 00:01:31,970
Please.

10
00:01:32,130 --> 00:01:35,770
My jaw's still sore from all the dick I
sucked in Laguna last weekend.

11
00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:40,970
You know, I kind of thought this job was
gonna be a little bit more

12
00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:41,970
intellectually stimulating.

13
00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:45,050
Oh, you're serious?

14
00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:49,850
I probably, like, seriously need the
money, so I guess beggars can't be

15
00:01:49,850 --> 00:01:51,030
choosers. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

16
00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,240
You don't have a trust fund?

17
00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,900
Huh? What are you, an orphan?

18
00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,400
Oh, shit. Victory.

19
00:01:58,620 --> 00:01:59,620
12 o'clock.

20
00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:01,680
Elliot!

21
00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,460
Erica would like to see you in her
office.

22
00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,620
Me? Well, you know I hate criticism,
especially when it's accurate.

23
00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:14,180
Art these days is all about more noise,
more commotion. Otherwise, you might as

24
00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:15,480
well be zombie-scrolling TikTok.

25
00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:19,880
It's so my cock's bigger than yours, and
it's so fucking boring, and I'm bored.

26
00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:20,980
I'm bored. Bye.

27
00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:24,050
Oh, sorry about that. Oh, no problem.

28
00:02:26,170 --> 00:02:27,170
Elliot.

29
00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:32,090
Yes? How long have you been working for
me now?

30
00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:34,210
A little over a week, I think.

31
00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:35,910
That long already?

32
00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:39,370
And how are you liking it here?

33
00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:45,010
I love it. I see you've signed your NDA.

34
00:02:45,530 --> 00:02:46,530
Hmm?

35
00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:48,350
In your application packet.

36
00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,210
Yep.

37
00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:55,420
Well, we all think you're doing an
excellent job here. Oh, great.

38
00:02:56,740 --> 00:03:03,660
But... There is... There is

39
00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:05,020
something I need to speak with you
about.

40
00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:10,500
I wouldn't want you to take this the
wrong way, but the way you've been

41
00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,280
looking at me has been making me feel
uncomfortable.

42
00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:16,180
What?

43
00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:21,980
Don't pretend you haven't been flirting
with me, Elliot, and... It is entirely

44
00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:23,260
inappropriate in the workplace.

45
00:03:24,260 --> 00:03:25,260
Oh, my God.

46
00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,100
I am so sorry.

47
00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:32,880
I, um... I don't even know what I've
been doing exactly, but I promise,

48
00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,180
whatever it is, I will stop immediately.

49
00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,900
As long as we're really on the same page
about that. I would love to be on the

50
00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:39,900
same page, yes.

51
00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:41,840
Oh, gosh.

52
00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,360
Life is so fucking short, don't you
think?

53
00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:49,720
Do you have a girlfriend?

54
00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,260
What? I'm sorry.

55
00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:58,580
I... Um... Aren't you not supposed to
ask questions like that?

56
00:03:58,860 --> 00:03:59,860
I'm not.

57
00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:02,420
Have I offended you?

58
00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:04,660
No. No.

59
00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:12,300
I just... do... have a girlfriend.

60
00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:14,400
Good. That helps.

61
00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:16,660
You wouldn't get weird then.

62
00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:20,360
Weird? If we fucked.

63
00:04:23,370 --> 00:04:28,370
So your relationship with your former
employer was initiated by her, and you

64
00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:31,530
say it was primarily sexual in nature?

65
00:04:32,490 --> 00:04:34,530
Oh. What's that?

66
00:04:34,770 --> 00:04:35,770
Yes.

67
00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:40,050
Am I a suspect here?

68
00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:41,490
Depends.

69
00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:48,590
Elliot, look, I realize it's been a long
night, but we really need you to tell us

70
00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:49,690
the whole story.

71
00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:53,190
Okay, yeah, I know, I know.

72
00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,060
It started a couple months ago when I
was fresh out of school.

73
00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:02,220
I was broke and in desperate need of a
job.

74
00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:08,180
Sex and sexuality are central to my work
because as an artist, I'm seeking pure

75
00:05:08,180 --> 00:05:11,780
truth. You know, what lurks beneath the
facades people hide behind.

76
00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:13,840
What are you watching?

77
00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,800
It's for my interview this afternoon.

78
00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:17,180
What interview?

79
00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,300
With her, Erica Tracy.

80
00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,400
interviewing to be her assistant at her
studio.

81
00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,680
You think her boobs are real?

82
00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:32,780
When you fuck someone, even a one-night
stand, you're physically and emotionally

83
00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:35,640
naked. There's no bullshit, no
presentation.

84
00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:39,640
That person knows you better than your
mother or your best friend ever will.

85
00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:41,720
She's so good with words, right?

86
00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:44,240
She looks kind of evil.

87
00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,520
I know.

88
00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:49,400
Apparently the rumor is that she,
like... fucked Vincent Gallo at the

89
00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,240
Brown Bunny premiere in New York when
she was 18.

90
00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:54,780
Is it embarrassing? No, I think that's
cool.

91
00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:57,280
Even if you cared, that's embarrassing.

92
00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:04,240
Everyone has a persona they put on in
public, but during sex, your most

93
00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,760
intimate, primal self is revealed.

94
00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,480
That's what turns me on creatively.

95
00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,980
Okay, remind me what the difference is
between this and porn.

96
00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,620
You know, lighting, context.

97
00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:16,540
Right.

98
00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:20,590
So does this mean that you're gonna pay
your share of the rent for a change?

99
00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:23,930
Uh, I mean, I have to get the job first,
but I hope so.

100
00:06:24,890 --> 00:06:27,750
Yeah, me too. I'm tired of supporting
your lazy ass.

101
00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:34,050
Did you eat my fucking yogurt again? I'm
sorry, I'm sorry. I'll get you more, I

102
00:06:34,050 --> 00:06:35,050
promise. Activia.

103
00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:36,190
The green kind.

104
00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:37,610
I know.

105
00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:57,350
You got this, man.

106
00:07:12,510 --> 00:07:14,670
Hi, I'm here for my 3.30 interview.

107
00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:49,600
Elliot?

108
00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,600
Should I give this to you?

109
00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:00,980
Should

110
00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:13,140
I?

111
00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:18,930
Unless you'd rather stand for the entire
interview. No.

112
00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:20,970
No. Oh, sorry.

113
00:08:22,050 --> 00:08:23,050
Here you go.

114
00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:30,990
So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

115
00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:34,030
Well, I'm... My name's Elliot.

116
00:08:34,409 --> 00:08:41,190
I graduated from UCLA with a BFA in New
Media. That is all

117
00:08:41,190 --> 00:08:42,850
stuff in that resume, though.

118
00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:44,930
Why do you want to work here?

119
00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,960
Oh, well, I love your work.

120
00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,340
My early stuff or my recent work?

121
00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,040
Honestly, both.

122
00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,360
Contemporary art is a scam. You know
that, right?

123
00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:01,500
Uh-huh.

124
00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:05,800
The real art is convincing people you're
making something meaningful and complex

125
00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,960
when it's really just arbitrary
masturbation.

126
00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:13,180
I'm currently working on a photographic
series of nude men putting on makeup.

127
00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,129
You should...

128
00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:15,330
You should pose for me.

129
00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:20,710
Oh, that's so flattering. No, no, no,
no, I couldn't. No, it's not really my

130
00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:22,090
thing. Are you ashamed of your body?

131
00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:26,550
Oh, no, I wouldn't say that. You look
bad without clothes on. No, I look fine

132
00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:29,230
without clothes on. I don't know about
that either. Is your dick a little...

133
00:09:29,230 --> 00:09:32,750
No, it's just not my thing. I'm fine.
No, I just, I don't know why. It's fine

134
00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:36,570
if it is. No, my, it's not my thing. No,
my dick. Oh, sorry. Sorry, I don't mean

135
00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:38,190
to say dick. Oh, my God.

136
00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:42,050
Calm down. I am fucking with you.

137
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:45,650
Wow. I would never say anything that
inappropriate.

138
00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:49,470
Okay, okay.

139
00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:55,630
The door has been open the entire time,
if you haven't noticed, as per the woke

140
00:09:55,630 --> 00:09:59,030
police, so feel free to run away
anytime.

141
00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:00,710
No.

142
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,250
Good.

143
00:10:04,590 --> 00:10:06,750
You can never be too careful.

144
00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:11,170
It's a good thing you have a sense of
humor, though, because otherwise this is

145
00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:13,210
definitely not... a place for you.

146
00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:16,830
Yeah, so I'm getting that, yeah.

147
00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:18,870
Okay, you're hired.

148
00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:21,150
Really? Yeah. Holy, wow.

149
00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:23,050
Yeah, this was just a formality.

150
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:28,870
Oh, my God. But you just, you need to
just loosen up. You're very tightly

151
00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:30,270
wound and a little bit loud.

152
00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:32,490
Yeah, no problem. I can 100% do that.

153
00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:33,750
All right.

154
00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:36,930
Bye-bye. Okay.

155
00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,950
Um, hi.

156
00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:41,490
Thanks.

157
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000
Thank you, honestly.

158
00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:46,340
So Erica began grooming you the day that
you met her.

159
00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:52,220
Grooming's kind of a loaded word. I
mean, our relationship was 100%

160
00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:57,060
consensual, and, I mean, the attraction
was definitely mutual. Plus, she was

161
00:10:57,060 --> 00:10:59,100
only 14 1⁄2 years older than I was.

162
00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,560
Erica was your employer, though.

163
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,980
Yes, yeah, but in a weird way, that
dynamic is kind of what...

164
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:14,320
What made it so hot? I mean, it was, you
know, it was forbidden. It was against

165
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,320
society's rules.

166
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:20,360
So are you saying you didn't find it
suspicious that out of all the qualified

167
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,460
applicants, Erica hired you for the
position right on the spot?

168
00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:28,660
How awesome is that? My first
post-college job.

169
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,340
Awesome. You're a pretentious artist,
peon.

170
00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:37,260
Well, Erica's actually not pretentious
at all. She's really cool and...

171
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,280
Where are you studying?

172
00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:41,720
My neuropharmacology exam is this
Friday.

173
00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:44,780
What?

174
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:49,700
I thought maybe we could have some
celebration sex.

175
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,520
We just had sex 11 days ago.

176
00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:57,160
Unlike some people, I've got actual work
to do, and I can't accomplish anything

177
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,080
with you constantly draining my chi
energy.

178
00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:05,100
Come on, Doctor, please.

179
00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:08,050
You're a sex- Sex addiction's a myth.

180
00:12:08,330 --> 00:12:10,110
I read it on the Internet.

181
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:15,030
Oh, Elliot, I want you so bad.

182
00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:19,690
Please fuck my brains out with your
legendary rock hard.

183
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:27,990
You know, because of you, I've been
masturbating a lot more than usual, and

184
00:12:27,990 --> 00:12:30,830
I think I'm getting claw hands. Is that
the medical term?

185
00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:32,570
Uh, yeah. I Googled it.

186
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:37,040
Well, luckily, that's why God invented
porn, so women like me can make the

187
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,580
world go round while you men jerk off.

188
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:44,840
You precocious geniuses all know how to
chew gum, yes?

189
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:49,920
Fantastic. You're going to chew each
piece until it is soft and juicy, and

190
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,380
you are going to stick it on this canvas
in the clearly demarcated areas. No

191
00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:56,160
matter what, do not go outside of the
lines.

192
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:57,460
Got it?

193
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,880
What are you waiting for? Start chewing.

194
00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:04,460
Insufferable cunt.

195
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:09,120
Welcome to the Hipster Sweatshop.

196
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,500
I'm Zap.

197
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,380
Zach? Zap.

198
00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:13,820
Like a ray gun.

199
00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:16,100
Oh, yeah. Uh, Elliot.

200
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,920
Sorry. It's just my first day. I'm a
little nervous.

201
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,360
What for?

202
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:24,120
We were just mindless cows chewing cud
in a pasture.

203
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:26,680
So, uh, you're an artist too?

204
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:33,300
I do a pornographic blog about a
semi-fictional G-chat conversation I'm

205
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:36,300
having with a priest that I have never
met that lives in Mexico City.

206
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:41,500
You? Uh... I'm contemplating starting a
podcast.

207
00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:43,760
Hmm. Yeah.

208
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:47,180
I have a very, like, active imagination.

209
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:48,860
You know?

210
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,060
You think Erica's hot?

211
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,520
Oh, I guess.

212
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,460
Do you?

213
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:58,600
She's a fucking goddess.

214
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:02,620
But she has a real vag, which is, in
fact, where I draw the line.

215
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,500
But I do know someone who has had sex
with someone who was in an orgy with her

216
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,140
once. Really? An orgy? Uh-huh.

217
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,500
Whoa.

218
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,220
You've never been in one, huh?

219
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:12,940
Not having a view.

220
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,360
This morning.

221
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,720
Wow. So you're, uh... Pan, then?

222
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,080
Or... No,

223
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:23,300
Elliot, I am fucking gay.

224
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,220
This is no-label, amorphous bullshit for
me.

225
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:30,970
You? Well, I have a girlfriend, but I
definitely, you know, feel identified

226
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,470
with the queer community. You ever suck
a dick?

227
00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:37,550
No, I haven't. Well, look at that.
You're straight.

228
00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:38,790
Oh, is that what it is?

229
00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:42,870
Oh, my God. Sorry.

230
00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:46,490
The gum hit the back of my... Are you
okay?

231
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,410
Great. Do you have a car?

232
00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:52,190
Yep. I need you to follow me home.
There's something I need you to move for

233
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:55,290
me. Put your number in here, and I'll
text you the address.

234
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:06,940
Are you coming, or... Hello, Elliot.
Sorry.

235
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,580
Yes, no, I can, yeah.

236
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:15,820
Just be careful. I paid a small fortune
for that thing. Just...

237
00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:18,960
Give me something more.

238
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:22,560
All right.

239
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,240
Just on the ground over there.

240
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:30,120
I could have done it myself, but I don't
do manual labor, so...

241
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:33,380
Hmm.

242
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,320
What do you think?

243
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:40,720
Oh, I like it.

244
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,860
Why? It's very succinct.

245
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:46,780
Succinct?

246
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:51,720
I paid $20,000 for it. That's the best
thing you've ever said. I will think.

247
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:53,740
Well, why'd you buy it anyway?

248
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,800
Yesterday you said contemporary art is a
scam?

249
00:15:57,100 --> 00:16:00,070
All right, I just... Say bullshit
sometimes to see if anyone's listening.

250
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,990
I'm going to have a spin drift. Do you
want one?

251
00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:04,550
Yes, spin drift sounds great. Thanks.

252
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:08,970
My issue with art today is that people
care more about the celebrity status of

253
00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:13,350
the artist than the work itself. So then
the actual art becomes just a trace

254
00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,310
element of the trajectory of fame.

255
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:17,970
Why'd you become an artist anyway?

256
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:19,690
How much time do you have?

257
00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:21,930
You're the one paying me.

258
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:23,690
Not much though, right?

259
00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:26,150
No. Okay, good.

260
00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:27,410
Sit.

261
00:16:37,319 --> 00:16:41,080
No, thanks. Oh just have one boys your
age looks so hot with a cigarette. You

262
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:41,980
should have fun. Trust me

263
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:56,060
I'm

264
00:16:56,060 --> 00:17:03,820
sorry

265
00:17:06,349 --> 00:17:10,250
He's as much a part of this sexual
revolution as the pill or Playboy.

266
00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:15,170
I found that stashed in my mother's
nightstand when I was a kid, and it

267
00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:16,329
literally changed my life.

268
00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:17,550
Really? Yeah.

269
00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:22,010
He introduced me to unbridled, Helmut
Newton-style hedonism.

270
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:25,670
Inspired me to become a good, sexually
liberated citizen.

271
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:30,330
Unlike your uptight generation, by the
way. What do you mean?

272
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:32,130
I read an article the other day.

273
00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:37,830
that said 30% of guys your age haven't
had intercourse in a year. They'd rather

274
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:40,270
watch porn or play fucking video games.

275
00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:43,130
It's complicated.

276
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:48,050
Complicated? Gen Z is all about FOMO and
yet you're willing to miss out on the

277
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,350
sexual prime of your life?

278
00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:52,590
I think my peers have not been well
served.

279
00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:55,370
Growing up in a time where nothing feels
safe or okay.

280
00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:59,240
And since our formative years were
spent... lacking in-person

281
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:04,360
socialization. It's challenging for some
to make eye contact, let alone have sex.

282
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:09,400
But what is with this bummer veil cast
over everything fun or exciting? Not to

283
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,620
mention the dickbags on TikTok who are
like, don't hold hands in front of me. I

284
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:14,620
didn't consent to that.

285
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:20,480
Well, a lot of zillennials had parents
and teachers who would completely remove

286
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:23,100
them from anything that made them feel
uncomfortable, so...

287
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,880
Being outside your comfort zone is the
whole fucking point.

288
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,580
How else do you learn from your mistakes
and grow?

289
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:33,300
Sure, people should make informed
decisions and not get AIDS or pregnant

290
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,340
or whatever, but sex is everything.

291
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:39,760
It forges us as human beings. I would
not be the person I am today without my

292
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,760
carnal experiences.

293
00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:44,040
Good, bad, men, women, other.

294
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,860
Your time is now, kids. Get it while you
can.

295
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:50,690
Sorry, I'm rambling.

296
00:18:50,910 --> 00:18:54,870
Nope. It's just this retro sex
negativity gets me so fucking worked up.

297
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:57,950
No, I, uh... I totally get it.

298
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:03,110
Oh, fuck. I have a Zoom thing in five
minutes. Oh, uh... You can find your way

299
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:04,810
back to the studio, right? Oh, yeah, of
course.

300
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,450
Thank you. Oh, borrow it.

301
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:07,990
Really? Yeah, take it.

302
00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:10,970
Okay, cool.

303
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:35,680
Your entire generation is a bunch of
whiny, repressed weaklings.

304
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:41,320
You're all dying to fuck, but you're too
chickenshit to admit it.

305
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:42,880
Aren't you?

306
00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:45,340
Aren't you?

307
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:48,980
Aren't you?

308
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,360
Aren't you?

309
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,320
Yes. Aren't you?

310
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,340
Aren't you?

311
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,500
Aren't you?

312
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,560
Aren't you?

313
00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:58,620
aren't you aren't you

314
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,240
After Erica loaned you the book, then
what happened?

315
00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:36,660
Well, she kind of just... left me
hanging.

316
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,500
How so?

317
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,800
She was giving me the silent treatment
all week.

318
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:45,480
I mean, so much so that I thought any
spark we had was just my imagination.

319
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:51,640
What a colossal cock tease. I know,
right? I mean, it is probably for the

320
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,980
best. I do have a girlfriend, but... Oh!

321
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:55,880
Oh, that's right. Yeah.

322
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,680
Like... Does she even like you?

323
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,700
I mean, I don't know. She kind of... She
usually shits most of the time, but... I

324
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:10,380
don't know. You know, Minerva and I, on
paper, it doesn't really make sense.

325
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,800
She's in medical school. She's super
ambitious. She's focused.

326
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,360
And now I'm just... Utterly lost and
adrift?

327
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:20,800
I was gonna say figuring my shit out,
but... Potato, potato.

328
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,120
Yeah.

329
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,720
Also... She doesn't really like sex.

330
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,380
Can I ask you a question?

331
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:35,820
No, I won't fuck you to see if you like
it. In a relationship, you know, don't

332
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:37,160
you think about other people sexually?

333
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:39,500
I am gay.

334
00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:41,600
We basically invented non-monogamy.

335
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:43,740
And anal.

336
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:50,660
I am a slave to this vagina.

337
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:00,820
If we fucked.

338
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,680
If you're not interested, that's
actually, that's fine. I don't really

339
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,960
care. It's probably a bad idea anyway.

340
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,020
I'm not sure I heard you right.

341
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,200
So you are interested then?

342
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:21,960
You wouldn't freak out and make working
together impossible?

343
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,820
No, I wouldn't freak out.

344
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,040
Would you freak out?

345
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,320
No.

346
00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:31,299
Not at all.

347
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,300
Okay.

348
00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:34,220
Why don't you close that door for me?

349
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,160
That's better.

350
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,840
Come over here so I can take a better
look at you.

351
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,260
Oh, don't walk.

352
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,040
I'd really prefer if you crawled.

353
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:01,900
Crawl on us.

354
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:09,920
No! Yes, you do!

355
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,780
Why does all the cool sex deviant stuff
always happen to you?

356
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,060
What are you talking about?

357
00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:19,100
I don't know. Doesn't Minerva get, like,
super kinky sometimes?

358
00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:20,780
That would be never.

359
00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:23,660
She should probably just kill herself.

360
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,480
I've always said that about her.

361
00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:29,060
I mean, like, listen, like, me and
Minerva have our differences, yes, but

362
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:31,360
she's a good presence in my life. I
don't know, she grounds me.

363
00:24:31,860 --> 00:24:34,040
Plus, she's fucking hot, dude.

364
00:24:34,860 --> 00:24:39,140
She's, like, what AI would generate if
you told it, total bitch.

365
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,320
Right.

366
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,480
Just my type.

367
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,180
I don't even know what my type is
anymore.

368
00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:51,000
It's like, lately, I'm just, like,
weirded out by the whole penis thing,

369
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,080
you know?

370
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,680
Like, is it just me or just having sex?

371
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,020
Fucking somebody, it kind of just feels
like you're inserting a tampon, like,

372
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,800
over and over and over again.

373
00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:03,800
I wouldn't know. But I would venture to
say it's probably just you.

374
00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:08,060
If only, like, there was a way to have
sex... Uh-huh.

375
00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:10,940
...without the whole penis thing
involved, you know?

376
00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:17,220
Anyway.

377
00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:20,220
Why are you hooking up with Erica again?

378
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:23,840
I don't know, dude. Like, do I really
want to be Monica Lewinsky, my boss?

379
00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:25,830
E. She's famous.

380
00:25:26,050 --> 00:25:28,790
You can be famous by association, like
Travis Kelsey.

381
00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:30,550
Yeah, yeah.

382
00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:32,730
God, stop pretending like you have a
conscience.

383
00:25:36,830 --> 00:25:40,930
You louder?

384
00:25:41,210 --> 00:25:41,949
I'm a whore.

385
00:25:41,950 --> 00:25:43,670
I can't hear you. I'm a whore.

386
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,010
I'm a whore.

387
00:26:16,789 --> 00:26:20,190
Oh my god.

388
00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:47,350
Oh, I'm not really into that. It's okay.
It doesn't mean you're gay.

389
00:26:47,770 --> 00:26:48,770
Have you ever tried it?

390
00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:51,170
I'm using a ton of lube.

391
00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:54,070
And you can use your safe word if you
get into trouble.

392
00:26:54,610 --> 00:26:57,630
Uh, we don't have a safe word. Whatever.

393
00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,510
You're gonna love it. It's gonna change
your life.

394
00:26:59,990 --> 00:27:00,990
Don't you trust me?

395
00:27:01,910 --> 00:27:02,910
Yeah.

396
00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:04,940
Ready? Just breathe.

397
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:08,400
Relax. I'm gonna go really, really slow.

398
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:09,860
That's good.

399
00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:13,840
Just breathe.

400
00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:16,740
Breathe, dude. Just relax.

401
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,280
Good.

402
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:31,700
I was

403
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:32,780
in way over my head.

404
00:27:33,210 --> 00:27:38,130
And it was like the more I would hang
out with Erica, the more under her

405
00:27:38,130 --> 00:27:39,130
control I became.

406
00:27:39,730 --> 00:27:41,050
How did that make you feel?

407
00:27:45,010 --> 00:27:46,010
Thankful.

408
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,250
Thankful?

409
00:27:48,390 --> 00:27:52,590
You said that your relationship had a
violent undercurrent, that Erica

410
00:27:52,590 --> 00:27:55,590
physically abused and humiliated you.

411
00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:59,910
Listen, I understand as an outsider, it
might seem like our relationship was a

412
00:27:59,910 --> 00:28:02,410
bit, I don't know, kinky or strange,
but...

413
00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:05,440
I mean, these were my wildest fantasies
coming to life.

414
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,040
Hey!

415
00:28:11,460 --> 00:28:12,560
Oh, God.

416
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,800
Is that how you always greet people?

417
00:28:15,580 --> 00:28:16,580
What?

418
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:21,460
Smiling all huge and artificial like
some sort of cyborg cheerleader.

419
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:24,920
Want one of these?

420
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:26,300
What is it?

421
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:30,320
It's fucking dried fruit. I don't know.
Not papaya, one of the other gay ones.

422
00:28:31,470 --> 00:28:32,650
I'm okay, thank you.

423
00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:34,990
What are you doing?

424
00:28:36,530 --> 00:28:39,790
Well, I'm just drafting your press
release for the show next week.

425
00:28:39,990 --> 00:28:44,110
Erica, I left that cost report on your
desk.

426
00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:47,890
Okay. We have the meeting with the
accountant at 2.30.

427
00:28:48,490 --> 00:28:49,490
Great.

428
00:28:56,290 --> 00:28:57,290
Go on.

429
00:28:57,490 --> 00:28:58,490
Right.

430
00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:04,510
Tracy's work is uncommonly visceral,
riffing on themes of bodily and sexual

431
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:08,890
excess. Her singular ability to blend
the profane with the deeply poetic has

432
00:29:08,890 --> 00:29:12,750
made her one of the most essential
neopop artists of her generation.

433
00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:16,310
You make me sound like I know what I'm
doing.

434
00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:18,190
What are you talking about?

435
00:29:19,110 --> 00:29:20,110
You're brilliant.

436
00:29:22,370 --> 00:29:26,210
Cancel my phone or that d-bag from art
form and, um, meet me in my office,

437
00:29:26,270 --> 00:29:27,270
okay?

438
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:37,140
Oh hey Victor.

439
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,340
Don't think you're the only one.

440
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,380
What? You're not the first.

441
00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:43,680
You won't be the last.

442
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:56,640
Hey.

443
00:30:10,670 --> 00:30:16,070
I was masturbating before work and got
so inspired, so I recorded it to play on

444
00:30:16,070 --> 00:30:18,310
a loop as a soundtrack for a video
installation.

445
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,350
Oh. Okay.

446
00:30:21,910 --> 00:30:26,530
Cool. It's abstract, babes. God,
sometimes you're such a philistine.

447
00:30:30,710 --> 00:30:31,710
What's wrong?

448
00:30:32,810 --> 00:30:34,770
Come. Just sit down.

449
00:30:38,790 --> 00:30:39,790
It's nothing.

450
00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:42,290
Are you sure?

451
00:30:44,690 --> 00:30:45,970
Can I tell you something embarrassing?

452
00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:47,350
Mm-hmm. Of course.

453
00:30:48,510 --> 00:30:50,130
I think about you all the time.

454
00:30:50,770 --> 00:30:54,110
You know, like, from the moment I wake
up to when I go to sleep, it's like I

455
00:30:54,110 --> 00:30:55,110
can't change the channel.

456
00:30:56,330 --> 00:31:00,190
Well, you're my sub, so that's perfectly
normal.

457
00:31:01,470 --> 00:31:02,470
Aww.

458
00:31:03,090 --> 00:31:05,850
You look so adorable when you're
nervous.

459
00:31:06,510 --> 00:31:07,510
Really?

460
00:31:08,010 --> 00:31:10,230
You know, earlier...

461
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:16,100
When you were reading me that thing you
wrote about me, I felt like maybe I was

462
00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:17,100
falling in love with you.

463
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,460
Are you serious?

464
00:31:20,820 --> 00:31:22,900
No, I just said that to fuck with you.

465
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,460
Do you ever think about me?

466
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,500
I think we have incredible chemistry.

467
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,320
No, I mean, do you think about our
relationship?

468
00:31:31,540 --> 00:31:33,520
Like, am I more than just a piece of ass
to you?

469
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:39,180
Well, I did tell you that I don't
want... A relationship.

470
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:40,780
Plus, you have a girlfriend.

471
00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:44,140
I know. I'm thinking about breaking up
with her. What? No. Why?

472
00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:46,100
Because I really just want to be with
you.

473
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,600
Listen.

474
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,660
Can I let you in on a secret?

475
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,860
People are assholes.

476
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,760
Okay? They're out there pretending to
give a shit. Nobody gives a shit. People

477
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,320
only care about themselves.

478
00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:09,790
So if you find someone that you care
about who cares about you back, that's

479
00:32:09,790 --> 00:32:14,210
special. That's something you should
think twice about before you throw away.

480
00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:17,770
If what me and Minerva have is so
special, then why am I cheating on her?

481
00:32:18,330 --> 00:32:23,190
Oh, because you're like me. You're a
sexual astronaut just exploring the

482
00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:24,650
outer limits of experience.

483
00:32:25,690 --> 00:32:28,550
And fucking people gives you a sense of
identity and control.

484
00:32:29,550 --> 00:32:30,850
How do you know all of this?

485
00:32:31,570 --> 00:32:33,710
Because I've been in therapy since I was
six.

486
00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:37,750
You almost done?

487
00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:39,130
Getting there.

488
00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:03,170
You're supposed to say thank you when I
hit you.

489
00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:04,490
Thank you.

490
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,120
You're welcome.

491
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,220
Thank you.

492
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,520
Thank you.

493
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,680
Thank you.

494
00:33:19,980 --> 00:33:20,980
Thank you.

495
00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,340
Thank you.

496
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,700
Are you getting close?

497
00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:27,680
You just come. I don't think I'm going
to be able to right now.

498
00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:28,900
Thank you.

499
00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:30,420
Thank you.

500
00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:31,700
Thank you.

501
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,940
No, just try. I want you to come
together.

502
00:33:35,610 --> 00:33:36,610
Thank you.

503
00:33:36,690 --> 00:33:37,690
Thank you.

504
00:33:39,470 --> 00:33:44,250
Thank you.

505
00:33:44,730 --> 00:33:45,730
Thank you.

506
00:33:45,810 --> 00:33:47,470
Thank you. Oh, my God.

507
00:33:47,670 --> 00:33:48,670
Are you getting there?

508
00:33:48,870 --> 00:33:49,870
Yeah.

509
00:33:50,270 --> 00:33:54,770
You're so hot. You make me want to do
crazy things.

510
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,250
Oh, God.

511
00:33:57,850 --> 00:34:00,890
This is good, right? Oh, my God. So
good. Yes.

512
00:34:02,410 --> 00:34:04,350
I made your breakfast. I'm fed, baby.

513
00:34:04,970 --> 00:34:10,170
I want to make you breakfast every day
for the rest of my life. Really?

514
00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:11,650
Yeah.

515
00:34:12,730 --> 00:34:16,130
Have you ever thought about having kids?

516
00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:03,970
Yeah. Hello?

517
00:35:04,090 --> 00:35:06,150
Why are you answering? I've called you
three times.

518
00:35:07,890 --> 00:35:09,450
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. I'm
running.

519
00:35:10,530 --> 00:35:11,530
From who?

520
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,720
Listen, I have an old friend from Paris
in town, and I'm busy working.

521
00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:18,180
Okay.

522
00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:21,780
I forgot her birthday last week, so I
need you to go over there and fuck her

523
00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:22,780
as a belated present.

524
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,240
What? Are you serious?

525
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,900
As Wolf Blitzer.

526
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:30,960
She's at the London, expecting you at
nine.

527
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,780
Tonight? I'm not home, Erica, and also
I'm really sweaty. I just... Don't be

528
00:35:35,780 --> 00:35:39,900
late. And screw her real good, but don't
let her penetrate you. She's not that

529
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:40,900
close a friend.

530
00:35:42,129 --> 00:35:43,490
Oh, her name's Yvette.

531
00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:44,928
All right.

532
00:35:44,930 --> 00:35:46,090
Erica. Erica!

533
00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:49,890
Is this trying too hard?

534
00:35:50,770 --> 00:35:53,910
You look like an assassin in a Netflix
Yakuza movie.

535
00:35:54,190 --> 00:35:55,190
Is that good or bad?

536
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:02,570
What if I just wear a T-shirt? I'm
basically just saying, like, hey, I'm

537
00:36:02,570 --> 00:36:03,570
casually wearing a T-shirt.

538
00:36:04,170 --> 00:36:05,590
You know, you should really stop
running.

539
00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:07,410
Haven't you ever heard of jogger face?

540
00:36:08,990 --> 00:36:09,990
No, what's that?

541
00:36:10,390 --> 00:36:14,730
It's like... when you run and you're
like constantly bouncing up and down and

542
00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:19,510
up and down and it pulls all the skin on
your face like away from your muscles so

543
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:23,810
you end up just having like disgusting
like saggy flesh hanging off your skull

544
00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:30,770
and it's like yogurt so you should stop
running wear a jockstrap on your face

545
00:36:30,770 --> 00:36:37,470
but why is it that no random european
stranger

546
00:36:37,470 --> 00:36:39,090
ever flies it down to me

547
00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:41,770
My life is so beige.

548
00:36:49,530 --> 00:36:53,130
Hi, I'm... Elliot?

549
00:36:54,310 --> 00:36:55,690
That's right, Elliot, yes.

550
00:36:56,030 --> 00:36:57,030
Yvette.

551
00:36:58,030 --> 00:36:59,570
I'm so glad you could make it.

552
00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:01,470
Come in.

553
00:37:04,450 --> 00:37:05,770
Would you like some wine?

554
00:37:06,210 --> 00:37:07,209
Uh, yeah.

555
00:37:07,210 --> 00:37:08,490
Sure, wine would be great.

556
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,380
It's a white burgundy.

557
00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:14,360
2016 Chateau de Beauregard.

558
00:37:14,660 --> 00:37:16,760
Oh. This is okay for you?

559
00:37:17,140 --> 00:37:20,440
Yeah, I'm used to drinking two-buck
Chuck from TJ, so yes.

560
00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:23,600
Sorry, my English.

561
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:24,920
This is great.

562
00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:33,820
Well, this is a bit awkward.

563
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,100
Yeah, I kind of feel like we're in a
porno or something.

564
00:37:38,780 --> 00:37:39,780
What?

565
00:37:40,330 --> 00:37:46,230
You know, you're the sexy executive here
on a business trip, and I'm just

566
00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:48,130
the naive bellhop.

567
00:37:49,130 --> 00:37:50,130
I don't know.

568
00:37:50,830 --> 00:37:53,030
Anyway, Erica thought we should meet.

569
00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:57,050
She's always surrounded herself with
such interesting people.

570
00:37:57,610 --> 00:38:00,910
A creator of personalities, I like to
say.

571
00:38:03,550 --> 00:38:05,190
And what do you do for her, Elliot?

572
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:17,880
What can I do for you?

573
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,120
What are you doing?

574
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,000
Whenever you want. I'm your boy whore
for the evening.

575
00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:28,660
Oh, really?

576
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:29,840
Uh-huh.

577
00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:31,660
Do you want to slap me?

578
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:33,420
You can slap me if you want.

579
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,140
Do you know what eroticism is?

580
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,840
It's, uh, being turned on.

581
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,320
No.

582
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,440
Really?

583
00:38:45,630 --> 00:38:51,390
Americans treat sex like it's an animal
act, stripped of

584
00:38:51,390 --> 00:38:54,170
sensuality, of mystery.

585
00:38:55,970 --> 00:39:00,910
Crawling on your hands and knees,
reciting this cheap, pornographic

586
00:39:00,910 --> 00:39:03,550
script. This is not erotic.

587
00:39:03,870 --> 00:39:05,190
This is performance.

588
00:39:07,630 --> 00:39:09,150
Get up off the floor.

589
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,720
Sex is not something you do.

590
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
It's not?

591
00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:26,420
No. It's a language.

592
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,200
It's a dance.

593
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:32,440
Do you mind?

594
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,140
Very good wine.

595
00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:52,690
To slow down.

596
00:39:54,970 --> 00:40:01,430
Be in your body.

597
00:40:01,990 --> 00:40:03,190
Be in my body.

598
00:40:08,730 --> 00:40:10,350
Maybe you should just go.

599
00:40:10,550 --> 00:40:11,550
What?

600
00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:13,570
I'm not going to fuck you.

601
00:40:14,330 --> 00:40:15,330
You're not?

602
00:40:16,430 --> 00:40:18,350
Never in a million years.

603
00:40:19,970 --> 00:40:21,870
Did she really say sex is a dance?

604
00:40:22,430 --> 00:40:23,930
This is why I fucking hate Europe.

605
00:40:24,770 --> 00:40:29,130
I'm sorry. Dad, fuck it up. No, babe,
no. It is not your fault that she's such

606
00:40:29,130 --> 00:40:30,130
a fucking prude.

607
00:40:30,550 --> 00:40:33,450
If she contacts you again, no more.
She's lost her privileges.

608
00:40:33,690 --> 00:40:36,930
I really don't think we'll have to worry
about that, but okay.

609
00:40:37,770 --> 00:40:41,310
Would you mind if we do this with, like,
another one of your friends? I don't

610
00:40:41,310 --> 00:40:44,530
know. I kind of like being your toy that
you pass around in a chair, I guess.

611
00:40:45,490 --> 00:40:46,490
Yeah, we'll see.

612
00:40:46,590 --> 00:40:47,590
Not for a while, though.

613
00:40:48,510 --> 00:40:49,510
Why not?

614
00:40:50,769 --> 00:40:51,910
Because I said so.

615
00:40:53,950 --> 00:40:55,230
All right, I got to get back to work.

616
00:40:56,770 --> 00:41:00,250
Do you want to have dinner tonight?

617
00:41:01,830 --> 00:41:03,890
Dinner? Like a real date?

618
00:41:04,510 --> 00:41:05,770
Yeah, baby, like a real date.

619
00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:08,750
Yeah, yeah.

620
00:41:09,210 --> 00:41:10,210
Okay.

621
00:41:12,210 --> 00:41:13,850
How's your girlfriend, Minnie?

622
00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:15,250
Oh, Minerva? That's right.

623
00:41:15,650 --> 00:41:16,730
She's all right, I guess.

624
00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:24,120
Yes, it's just she's been super busy and
stressed recently Also, we just go

625
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:29,920
through life, you know differently she's
way more wrapped up in science and I

626
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,220
think just Thinks arts superficial Wow.

627
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,960
Yeah a dullard.

628
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:40,700
Yeah. Yeah Maybe you should remind her
that art cuts through the bullshit of

629
00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:45,220
every single day It connects us to the
core emotions that actually make us

630
00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:46,220
human

631
00:41:46,690 --> 00:41:48,250
Ecstasy, fear, desire.

632
00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:50,990
Artists see things other people don't.

633
00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:55,970
Have you always been this way, or...? A
pretentious whore from hell? Yeah,

634
00:41:56,010 --> 00:41:57,270
pretty much.

635
00:41:58,510 --> 00:42:00,050
You sob for your girlfriend, too?

636
00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:05,690
Mentally and emotionally, yes. But I,
no, not in the bedroom. Like, yeah, sex

637
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,210
is kind of a minefield for me.

638
00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:09,250
In what way?

639
00:42:09,990 --> 00:42:10,990
Well...

640
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:15,580
Right after I was born, my dad left, and
so I was pretty much just raised by my

641
00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:17,100
mom. By the way, I'm so sorry.

642
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:19,800
Let me know if I'm boring you. No, not
at all. Okay.

643
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:26,720
All my life, I've kind of been this
curious kid, like, living in my own

644
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:31,160
world, but also plagued by fear and the
desire for normalcy.

645
00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:35,120
But with you, you know, I actually don't
have to make any decisions. I've found

646
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,400
this amazing freedom in just letting go
of control.

647
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,800
I know.

648
00:42:41,710 --> 00:42:42,710
You're welcome.

649
00:42:44,210 --> 00:42:45,149
Where's your ticket?

650
00:42:45,150 --> 00:42:47,210
Oh, I didn't valet. I just parked in the
street. What?

651
00:42:48,290 --> 00:42:53,230
Dude, even when I was poor, I valeted
everywhere, all the time. Okay. Fake it

652
00:42:53,230 --> 00:42:55,050
till you make it. Okay, okay, point
taken.

653
00:42:55,950 --> 00:42:57,490
Can you hold this for a second?

654
00:42:58,870 --> 00:43:01,790
I have to go back to the salt mines.

655
00:43:04,010 --> 00:43:05,030
Oh, you don't want me to come over?

656
00:43:09,070 --> 00:43:10,730
The opening's next week, so...

657
00:43:11,660 --> 00:43:14,340
As much as I would love to come for the
next three hours.

658
00:43:14,780 --> 00:43:15,780
She gets what I mean.

659
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,460
I can't. I gotta work.

660
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,400
You don't really give a shit what people
think about you, do you?

661
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:26,820
Why would I? Most people are idiots and
cowards, so... Yeah, you know, I just

662
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:30,080
wish that I could stop caring so much
about other people's opinions.

663
00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:34,200
But that's your thing. You're the guy
who loves that spiked heel just grinding

664
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,200
into his back.

665
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,420
That's my thing? Yeah.

666
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,700
It's the most romantic thing anyone's
ever said to me, so... Aw.

667
00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:46,990
you know that's what i'm here for good
night baby

668
00:43:46,990 --> 00:43:53,950
bye erica played me like a violin she
knew just how far she

669
00:43:53,950 --> 00:43:58,050
could push me and have me doing things i
never even dreamed of i mean we were

670
00:43:58,050 --> 00:44:04,850
outlaws just the two of us against the
oppressive puritanical world sounds like

671
00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:06,230
you were obsessed with her

672
00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:19,220
Sorry about canceling tonight. We're
kind of slammed.

673
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:20,880
Getting ready for the show next week.

674
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,040
Oh, were we supposed to do something?

675
00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:25,660
I was studying.

676
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,540
For a change, right?

677
00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:33,100
Um,

678
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,500
is it okay if I stop by?

679
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,340
I'm kind of in your neighborhood.

680
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:38,880
I told you, I'm studying.

681
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,180
Yeah, I just sort of wanted to talk to
you about something.

682
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:52,340
Yeah, I just thought, um... Alright,
um...

683
00:44:52,340 --> 00:44:59,320
I was wondering, have you ever... Have I
ever

684
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,320
what?

685
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,160
Are you drunk or something?

686
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,280
I had a little bit of wine earlier, but
I'm not drunk.

687
00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:15,640
No, I just... Have you ever thought
about us?

688
00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:19,299
Taking a break?

689
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:20,840
Yeah, all the time.

690
00:45:23,260 --> 00:45:28,160
Really? I mean, if that's what you want,
it makes sense with me being so busy and

691
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,160
all.

692
00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:34,500
So, uh, last night, I talked to Minerva
about us taking a break.

693
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,980
You know, she seemed pretty okay with
it. So she dumped you, you mean? No,

694
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:44,980
that's not... Did you just hear what I
said, or... What do you

695
00:45:44,980 --> 00:45:46,960
think's going on?

696
00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:52,880
I heard Victor is freaking out about the
show because the studio is on life

697
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,200
support and Erica has been slacking off.

698
00:45:57,540 --> 00:46:01,720
Rumor has it that she's been too busy
banging one of the assistants.

699
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,180
So, what do we want to do for lunch?

700
00:46:09,740 --> 00:46:15,060
Anywhere is fine, except I am not doing
meat, soy, dairy, gluten, or sugar this

701
00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:16,700
week. Or corn.

702
00:46:17,050 --> 00:46:18,930
You're a blast at lunch. Elliot.

703
00:46:20,370 --> 00:46:22,150
Erica would like to see you in her
office.

704
00:46:23,070 --> 00:46:24,070
Now.

705
00:46:27,930 --> 00:46:30,190
Hi. Hey, come on in.

706
00:46:31,170 --> 00:46:32,270
Is everything all right?

707
00:46:33,570 --> 00:46:35,910
Yeah, Victor's just on the fucking rag
again.

708
00:46:36,110 --> 00:46:40,910
Listen, he and I were chatting, and we
are in agreement that you and I should

709
00:46:40,910 --> 00:46:43,110
probably cool it for a while.

710
00:46:43,410 --> 00:46:44,410
What?

711
00:46:44,650 --> 00:46:46,350
Why? There's...

712
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,620
The show's right around the corner. I
need to focus. I just need to eliminate

713
00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:51,800
any and all unnecessary distractions.

714
00:46:52,620 --> 00:46:53,620
Okay.

715
00:46:54,220 --> 00:46:56,960
For how long?

716
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,040
At least until the show is over.

717
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,160
Really?

718
00:47:06,620 --> 00:47:10,020
I understand you have to concentrate on
your work. I realize that this is the

719
00:47:10,020 --> 00:47:14,380
priority, but we have us, right? It's
special, right?

720
00:47:15,779 --> 00:47:18,800
Sure, but it's strictly a sex thing. You
understand that, right?

721
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:22,960
You say sex is everything, so... Yeah,
well, sex is everything. It's also

722
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:23,960
nothing, Elliot.

723
00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:26,220
I actually... I don't have time to
discuss it right now.

724
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,180
So... Thank you.

725
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,320
I'm really gonna miss you I know

726
00:48:28,509 --> 00:48:30,110
Hello, everybody.

727
00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:31,610
I'm Elliot.

728
00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:34,630
I'm 23.

729
00:48:36,010 --> 00:48:42,410
And like a lot of people my age, I've
had conflicted and confusing feelings

730
00:48:42,410 --> 00:48:43,410
about sex.

731
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:51,240
Anyway, I met a girl recently who kind
of rocked my

732
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,620
world, sexually, you know, speaking.

733
00:48:55,140 --> 00:49:00,920
And she's changed me in ways that I
probably can't even comprehend yet.

734
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:05,900
But sex is a drug, man. I mean, the
highs are so intense.

735
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:10,940
They bring you to such a euphoric,
out-of-body place. It's like you leave

736
00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:12,840
reality and all your troubles behind.

737
00:49:13,610 --> 00:49:16,610
Which makes the lows feel fucking
bottomless.

738
00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:22,370
Such black, hopeless despair that will
make you do anything for another fix.

739
00:49:22,470 --> 00:49:23,470
Nothing else matters.

740
00:49:24,990 --> 00:49:26,690
It's like any other addiction, I guess.

741
00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:30,290
You know, you have to learn how to
control it, otherwise it just ends up

742
00:49:30,290 --> 00:49:31,290
controlling you.

743
00:49:35,610 --> 00:49:36,610
Hello?

744
00:49:44,170 --> 00:49:46,370
Peter, you have to bring someone to hold
your ass open for me.

745
00:49:46,570 --> 00:49:47,570
What?

746
00:49:47,770 --> 00:49:50,090
I said I want to have a threesome, but
it has to happen quick.

747
00:49:50,670 --> 00:49:51,890
Are you in or are you out?

748
00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:54,230
No, I'm in.

749
00:49:54,470 --> 00:49:56,250
Okay, meet me in my place at nine.

750
00:49:56,470 --> 00:49:57,470
With a friend.

751
00:49:57,730 --> 00:49:58,730
Who is hot.

752
00:50:06,930 --> 00:50:07,930
What?

753
00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:09,870
How long have we been best friends?

754
00:50:11,210 --> 00:50:12,450
You're not paying rent again?

755
00:50:13,230 --> 00:50:16,350
Wait, the air is not into me. Oh, no,
dude, I already sent her a pic. The one.

756
00:50:16,510 --> 00:50:17,510
What? Which one? This one.

757
00:50:18,770 --> 00:50:22,770
No, I look like a garden gnome in this
picture. No, you look so cute. Oh, my

758
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:23,709
God. What'd she say?

759
00:50:23,710 --> 00:50:26,350
Uh, she... Like, she'll do.

760
00:50:28,010 --> 00:50:29,730
I need to be way more drunk.

761
00:50:30,010 --> 00:50:31,010
Me, too. Me, too. Me, too.

762
00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:34,990
God.

763
00:50:35,630 --> 00:50:38,290
Do you ever fake orgasms?

764
00:50:38,590 --> 00:50:39,590
Well, I'm a dude.

765
00:50:41,170 --> 00:50:42,170
So...

766
00:50:43,470 --> 00:50:49,370
My hair looks like a giant tarantulas
crawling out of my skull No

767
00:50:49,370 --> 00:50:58,710
Maybe

768
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,160
I've never had a threesome before.

769
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,360
Have you?

770
00:51:14,860 --> 00:51:18,160
In freshman year, I messed around with
that lesbian couple, Mutt and Jeff, does

771
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:18,839
that count?

772
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:19,840
Ew, really?

773
00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:22,180
No, well, I bowed out because they were
both on their periods.

774
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,440
Why are you telling me this?

775
00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:25,940
It's disgusting.

776
00:51:29,580 --> 00:51:36,520
Okay, so just a full disclosure, okay? I
haven't, I haven't had, like, sex in

777
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,379
a while.

778
00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:38,380
It's a while.

779
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:39,980
I don't know, like...

780
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:44,600
Since Felix, so, like, probably a year
or something.

781
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:45,920
A year?

782
00:51:46,540 --> 00:51:50,920
Apple? I'm so sorry. No, why are you
reacting like I just told you I had a

783
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:51,920
brain tumor?

784
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:53,080
Stop.

785
00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:55,980
Hey.

786
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,020
Hi, guys. Come in.

787
00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:59,520
Okay.

788
00:52:01,820 --> 00:52:02,320
Can

789
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:09,320
I get you

790
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,288
anything?

791
00:52:10,290 --> 00:52:12,210
No, I think we're okay, thanks.

792
00:52:13,450 --> 00:52:15,330
You can have a seat, if you'd like.

793
00:52:16,190 --> 00:52:20,770
I like your friend.

794
00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:38,060
You're very hot. Oh, thank you. Thanks.

795
00:52:38,300 --> 00:52:39,300
She's got nice tits, too.

796
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:40,500
Oh, yeah. Come on.

797
00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:42,200
It's okay. It's okay.

798
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,360
May I?

799
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:51,400
Okay.

800
00:52:58,720 --> 00:52:59,720
Beautiful.

801
00:53:04,010 --> 00:53:05,010
Thank you.

802
00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:24,470
So you're gay.

803
00:53:25,150 --> 00:53:26,150
What?

804
00:53:26,450 --> 00:53:27,810
No. No.

805
00:53:28,210 --> 00:53:30,310
Oh. I got a clue.

806
00:53:30,570 --> 00:53:33,290
Well, you're a very good kisser. Gentle.

807
00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:34,900
Not like Elliot.

808
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,740
Elliot kisses with his mouth wide open
like he's just trying to suck the whole

809
00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:41,740
world out. No, I don't. Yeah, no, I'm
not saying it's a bad thing. It's just

810
00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:42,740
how you kiss.

811
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,060
Why don't you just show Apple? Why don't
you demonstrate?

812
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,320
What? Yeah.

813
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:47,840
No.

814
00:53:49,580 --> 00:53:50,580
Okay,

815
00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:53,820
um, yeah.

816
00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:02,740
I'm sorry.

817
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:25,200
Should we follow her?

818
00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:27,380
Who?

819
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,160
Erica.

820
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:33,140
Uh, yeah. Right? Right? Yeah, me too.
Yeah, of course.

821
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:34,600
Okay.

822
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,040
Wow.

823
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:42,840
You guys really took your time.

824
00:54:43,420 --> 00:54:46,600
Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
Elliot, take your clothes off. Apple,

825
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:47,760
get on the bed.

826
00:54:57,970 --> 00:54:58,970
Huh? Turn around.

827
00:55:01,150 --> 00:55:02,730
Oh, oh, oh, the ghosts are hurting me.

828
00:55:03,230 --> 00:55:04,430
Quit fucking whining.

829
00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:06,650
Okay.

830
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:11,470
You are going to sit here like a good
little pervert and watch while I fuck

831
00:55:11,470 --> 00:55:12,470
your friend.

832
00:55:28,110 --> 00:55:30,090
This sucks. The cuffs are hurting my
wrist.

833
00:55:30,570 --> 00:55:32,810
I think Elliot wants to be untied.

834
00:55:33,010 --> 00:55:34,010
He's fine.

835
00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:35,990
I'm not fine. I'm so bored.

836
00:55:36,190 --> 00:55:41,630
Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up. I told you
to stop whining. Well, wouldn't it be

837
00:55:41,630 --> 00:55:43,530
fun if you fucked me, too? No. Why?

838
00:55:43,850 --> 00:55:46,750
Because you're a greedy little slut and
you can't always get what you want.

839
00:55:47,350 --> 00:55:48,410
You, come here.

840
00:55:51,050 --> 00:55:52,050
Blindfold him.

841
00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:53,750
Really?

842
00:55:53,990 --> 00:55:54,990
Yes.

843
00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:56,770
Apple.

844
00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:00,720
This is all part of the game and Elliot
loves this he thinks it's wonderful.

845
00:56:01,020 --> 00:56:02,020
No, I don't

846
00:56:29,740 --> 00:56:30,519
Erica, stop.

847
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,200
This isn't funny anymore.

848
00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:37,480
You want to get fucked, you can get
fucked.

849
00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:42,180
Put this on.

850
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Okay,

851
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,200
okay, come on.

852
00:56:52,660 --> 00:56:53,660
Oh,

853
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,460
fuck, did you just bite my fucking lip?

854
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,340
Apple, just stop. I'm so sorry. This was
such a fucking stupid, crazy fucking

855
00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:04,340
idea.

856
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,100
Why? Are you grossed out by me or
something?

857
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:14,020
What? No. What are you talking about?

858
00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:20,320
You'll fuck anyone and everyone, but I'm
not good enough for you.

859
00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:25,860
No. Apple, where is this coming from?
Who are you? I'm so... I just... Please,

860
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,720
just wait a second, okay? No. Here,
listen. I'm sorry. Don't touch me.

861
00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:35,720
Apple, I just, I didn't know it was
gonna be, I'm so sorry. Don't go,

862
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:39,040
please. What's happening right now is
very special.

863
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,540
You both are entering into what's known
as subspace. You see, you, Apple, and I

864
00:57:43,540 --> 00:57:47,040
just, we went through something very
intense together, and you're having just

865
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,560
extreme emotional reactions. See, this
is what SandM is all about.

866
00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:53,740
Are you fucking crazy? Why are you doing
this?

867
00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:55,480
Because you like it, baby.

868
00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:58,100
I don't like it. I don't even know if I
like you.

869
00:57:58,460 --> 00:57:59,460
Okay, whatever.

870
00:57:59,820 --> 00:58:00,880
I mean, Apple.

871
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,680
Apple, just one second.

872
00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:08,940
Who do you think you are? You can't just
fucking toy with people's emotions for

873
00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:10,480
your own sick game, you know?

874
00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:15,260
Go ahead. Run away like a scared little
boy.

875
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,000
You'll be back.

876
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:50,540
Actually, sir, can we make one more
stop?

877
00:58:57,140 --> 00:58:59,260
Did you ever love me?

878
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,360
What are you doing? I'm trying to talk
to you.

879
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:06,820
But we're not together anymore.

880
00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:09,220
I know, but we need to talk.

881
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:11,980
It's late and you're obviously wasted.

882
00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:16,900
Seriously, Elliot, let's not do this
right now.

883
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,120
It's never a good time for you.

884
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,360
Why were you such a shitty fucking
girlfriend?

885
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:24,440
Excuse me? You never wanted to hang out
or have sex with me, which is basically

886
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,620
the whole point of being in a
relationship.

887
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:30,220
Well, you knew exactly what you signed
up for. I told you from the very

888
00:59:30,220 --> 00:59:33,080
beginning that until I finish my
postdoc, my work comes first.

889
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:36,620
Don't you think because, you know, we're
both so emotionally stunted and suck at

890
00:59:36,620 --> 00:59:40,960
communicating that actually we're, I
don't know, maybe perfect for each

891
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,840
other? What? Are you fucking kidding me
right now?

892
00:59:44,270 --> 00:59:45,270
Can I come in? No.

893
00:59:45,710 --> 00:59:48,270
Please, please, just let me come in. I'm
not gonna try to have sex with you,

894
00:59:48,290 --> 00:59:50,910
right? Elliot, just... I'm not gonna try
to fuck you. Elliot, go home!

895
00:59:51,130 --> 00:59:52,130
Please. Babe?

896
00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:54,010
What the fuck is going on?

897
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,000
I was totally circling the drain.

898
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:40,980
My two most important relationships, my
girlfriend and my best friend, were

899
01:00:40,980 --> 01:00:42,280
trash beyond repair.

900
01:00:42,780 --> 01:00:44,960
And I really just had no one to blame
but myself.

901
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,320
You didn't blame Erica, considering how
she treated you?

902
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:52,840
Seems like you would be angry or
resentful.

903
01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:57,340
Sure, Erica led me down the path of my
destruction, but at the end of the day,

904
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,900
everything I did was always my choice.

905
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:04,000
I mean, you want to know the sickest
part? It's the fact that even though all

906
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,040
this had happened, I still wanted to be
with her.

907
01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:10,080
This is the kind of fucked up, intense
state of mind I was in.

908
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:15,180
Hey, man, I really can't thank you
enough. I mean, I swear to you, I'll be

909
01:01:15,180 --> 01:01:17,900
out of here as soon as I can. I already
asked my mom for a loan. Oh, that's

910
01:01:17,900 --> 01:01:21,000
great, because you're already kind of
cramping my style. You know, I have a

911
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,200
hookup coming over in about half an
hour. Okay, so... Oh, okay.

912
01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:25,940
Um...

913
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,940
Well, I can grab a cup of coffee or
something. Honestly, I don't really care

914
01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:31,860
what you do as long as you're not here.

915
01:01:32,740 --> 01:01:33,740
How long do you think?

916
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:39,280
Give or take like 90 minutes. It's got
to be a quickie because I have a real

917
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,280
date later tonight.

918
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,120
Okay. Yeah.

919
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:45,880
Is it too much to ask to take a shower
before?

920
01:01:46,220 --> 01:01:47,720
Let's just make it fast. Okay.

921
01:01:48,380 --> 01:01:49,380
Mm-hmm.

922
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,280
I'm sorry.

923
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:52,439
I'm sorry. Yeah.

924
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,440
Also, can you use the gas towel?

925
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,020
It's the one that says Gaston.

926
01:01:58,880 --> 01:01:59,880
Copy.

927
01:02:00,380 --> 01:02:02,260
Things were looking very bleak.

928
01:02:06,020 --> 01:02:07,860
It definitely seemed like I had hit rock
bottom.

929
01:02:16,980 --> 01:02:19,700
I just had no idea how much worse my
life was going to be.

930
01:02:33,950 --> 01:02:36,470
Oh, that woman over there looks like a
foot.

931
01:02:38,850 --> 01:02:40,010
I'm fucking starving.

932
01:02:41,870 --> 01:02:43,550
I'm sorry, do you mind? Don't. Why?

933
01:02:44,110 --> 01:02:46,070
Grabbing food off of a tray is
disgusting.

934
01:02:46,370 --> 01:02:47,650
I haven't eaten lunch.

935
01:02:49,130 --> 01:02:52,630
I think you're gonna love it. You're one
of the first people I thought of. Whoa,

936
01:02:52,630 --> 01:02:53,930
oh my god, you look like Luisa Fox.

937
01:02:54,190 --> 01:02:57,490
I'm such a huge fan. I work with Erica.
I bet he's an assistant.

938
01:02:57,790 --> 01:03:01,330
What you have to do is see Erica's
newest work. It's everything. It's

939
01:03:01,330 --> 01:03:02,670
dangerous. I don't know.

940
01:03:03,210 --> 01:03:07,150
I'm not sure I get it. It's like four
nub meets the bottom of our son's

941
01:03:07,150 --> 01:03:10,090
sneaker. Hon, don't be a Bulgarian.

942
01:03:10,770 --> 01:03:14,170
Well, then please, Erica, enlighten us.
What does it all mean?

943
01:03:15,010 --> 01:03:18,010
Fuck if I know. It means money in my
bank account. Nice.

944
01:03:18,290 --> 01:03:19,390
That's all I care about.

945
01:03:23,770 --> 01:03:24,770
Oh,

946
01:03:26,950 --> 01:03:28,590
oh, Elliot. Wait one second. Elliot.

947
01:03:29,010 --> 01:03:30,010
Elliot.

948
01:03:31,350 --> 01:03:32,350
Hi.

949
01:03:32,730 --> 01:03:35,030
God, there you are. I've been looking
for you literally everywhere.

950
01:03:35,490 --> 01:03:38,970
Guys, this is Elliot. Elliot, meet my
very good friends from New York, the

951
01:03:38,970 --> 01:03:43,030
Bruces. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hello. Hi, Lisa.
Thank you. Hello, Elliot. Okay, guys,

952
01:03:43,050 --> 01:03:46,710
have fun. Go roam. Drink for free. Buy
everything. Thank you.

953
01:03:48,010 --> 01:03:52,150
Thank fucking God. I thought my face was
going to crack off from fake smiling.

954
01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:53,350
Okay.

955
01:03:58,850 --> 01:04:00,670
I'm sorry about...

956
01:04:01,540 --> 01:04:06,220
The other night I think I was I think I
was more stressed about the show then I

957
01:04:06,220 --> 01:04:13,000
thought and I'm sorry But it's going
really well, right it's like it's going

958
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,120
really well Yep.

959
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,000
Okay. This is what I want to do.

960
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:20,200
I Want you to go to the ladies room.

961
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:25,760
I want you to wait in the furthest stall
three minutes And then I'm gonna come in

962
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:29,040
and fuck you with this dildo No

963
01:04:31,490 --> 01:04:33,770
What? Don't be a buzzkill. It's gonna be
fun.

964
01:04:34,370 --> 01:04:39,770
And also, this is technically a
work-related event, so I am paying you.

965
01:04:39,890 --> 01:04:41,770
Mm-hmm. So you have to do what I say.

966
01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:46,430
I mean, that's gotta be sexual
harassment or something. Oh, man.

967
01:04:47,390 --> 01:04:48,590
Come on, baby.

968
01:04:49,650 --> 01:04:50,650
Please?

969
01:04:51,730 --> 01:04:55,930
Thing is that I'm just really, really
wet just thinking about it.

970
01:05:09,270 --> 01:05:14,550
Erica, Erica, I'd like to introduce you
to Margaret Epstein from MoMA.

971
01:05:14,810 --> 01:05:17,090
Wow, yes, it is such a pleasure.

972
01:05:18,370 --> 01:05:21,190
We've chatted on the phone, but never in
person.

973
01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:24,790
Really, Erica, I am such a fan.

974
01:05:25,010 --> 01:05:26,790
Oh, my God, thank you.

975
01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:30,350
You are more than an artist.

976
01:05:31,010 --> 01:05:34,810
You are a psychologist of the human
condition.

977
01:05:36,530 --> 01:05:37,530
You know what?

978
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:39,740
I absolutely agree with you.

979
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:47,180
The new work, though, I must say,

980
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:50,540
I'm not so sure it's up to par.

981
01:05:54,100 --> 01:06:00,280
Well, I do always strive to break new
ground creatively.

982
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:04,440
Erica never plays it safe. And she never
repeats herself. That's what makes her

983
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:05,440
iconic.

984
01:06:06,380 --> 01:06:11,740
And I'm going to show you a piece that
illustrates that right over here. Come

985
01:06:11,740 --> 01:06:12,880
this way, come this way.

986
01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:50,460
Even more than an artist, I sort of
think of myself as a psychologist of the

987
01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:51,460
human condition.

988
01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:52,700
You know?

989
01:06:54,980 --> 01:06:55,980
Elliot.

990
01:06:57,020 --> 01:06:58,020
Erica?

991
01:06:59,540 --> 01:07:05,500
I don't even want to know what you're
doing in a woman's bathroom, okay? You

992
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:09,480
need to get your shit together, and you
gotta come with me right now. Let's go.

993
01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:10,580
Come on.

994
01:07:12,460 --> 01:07:13,460
Is that you?

995
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:33,440
Ellie, you gotta be honest.

996
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:34,680
Okay, just think it through.

997
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,900
Oh, my God.

998
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,040
What the fuck is wrong with you?

999
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:45,320
I'm sorry, sir. Can I help you?

1000
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:46,900
What?

1001
01:07:47,140 --> 01:07:48,140
Are you joking?

1002
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:52,900
Erica, that video was just supposed to
be for...

1003
01:07:53,399 --> 01:07:56,420
Ours. That was supposed to be for us. I
trusted you with that, and then you go

1004
01:07:56,420 --> 01:07:57,560
and put it in your show without my
consent.

1005
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,220
Sorry, sir, you seem to be quite drunk.
I don't know if you need any assistance.

1006
01:08:01,540 --> 01:08:04,080
I get that you've done fucked up shit
before, right? But this is on a whole

1007
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,180
new level of fucked upness. Hey, excuse
me.

1008
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,160
What's, uh, something, something wrong
here? This man seems to be having some

1009
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:10,240
sort of psychotic episode.

1010
01:08:10,839 --> 01:08:15,460
No, Erica, you can't. You cannot just
act like some kind of god up in the sky

1011
01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:19,020
and none of your actions, you know, have
any ramifications. You can't just do

1012
01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:21,420
that. Please, Erica. No, Erica, stop.

1013
01:08:21,740 --> 01:08:22,740
Talk to me, Erica. Sir.

1014
01:08:23,279 --> 01:08:26,180
He's on drugs. You need to get him out
of here. Go fuck yourself. Hey, hey,

1015
01:08:26,180 --> 01:08:27,399
hey. Go fuck yourself. Hey, sir.

1016
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:30,600
Go fuck yourself. Get the fuck out of
here.

1017
01:08:56,109 --> 01:08:57,109
That was entertaining.

1018
01:08:59,850 --> 01:09:02,029
Never a dull moment, right?

1019
01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:03,750
Okay.

1020
01:09:04,490 --> 01:09:05,890
What was I saying?

1021
01:09:06,229 --> 01:09:08,609
Is Erika Tracey over?

1022
01:09:09,010 --> 01:09:14,750
As if the art on display last night was
not proof enough that this tired old

1023
01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:21,649
whore is Donzo, an enraged former boy
toy, that's you, exploded in her face

1024
01:09:21,649 --> 01:09:25,450
at her own party. Say buh-bye, biatch.

1025
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,220
That's not even the worst one. You
should read with the fucking times.

1026
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:32,720
Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. I drank a
little bit too much last night. Didn't

1027
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:33,578
we all?

1028
01:09:33,580 --> 01:09:36,580
After you left, I gave a fat guy half a
handjob in the parking lot.

1029
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:41,920
Oh, fuck.

1030
01:09:42,420 --> 01:09:44,220
What? Victor fired me.

1031
01:09:45,220 --> 01:09:47,040
Are you surprised?

1032
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:49,520
I guess not.

1033
01:09:50,740 --> 01:09:52,979
Well, don't feel too special.

1034
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:58,080
With Erica officially passed her cell by
date, I think it's safe to say we are

1035
01:09:58,080 --> 01:09:59,180
all on the chopping block.

1036
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:00,960
Thank God.

1037
01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:02,380
I don't really need to work anyway.

1038
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:08,880
Oh, heads up. I am having a Grindr party
slash orgy tonight, so you might want to

1039
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:09,880
find somewhere else to sleep.

1040
01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:12,760
How long is the manjamboree gonna last
this time?

1041
01:10:13,220 --> 01:10:14,220
All weekend.

1042
01:10:15,620 --> 01:10:16,620
Great.

1043
01:10:17,020 --> 01:10:18,180
I had nowhere left to go.

1044
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:20,720
I had no job.

1045
01:10:21,220 --> 01:10:22,220
No prospects.

1046
01:10:22,460 --> 01:10:23,820
I was at the end of my rope.

1047
01:10:39,450 --> 01:10:41,010
Okay, okay, I'm leaving.

1048
01:10:42,030 --> 01:10:43,030
Fuck.

1049
01:10:54,890 --> 01:10:55,890
Huh?

1050
01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:05,050
Finally. God, what took you so fucking
long? Come on, get in here. Don't

1051
01:11:05,050 --> 01:11:06,870
fucking stand there like a half-wit.

1052
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:09,720
I hate drinking alone.

1053
01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:11,460
It's so trash.

1054
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:18,420
Here, just skip. I want to propose a
toast to the bitter end

1055
01:11:18,420 --> 01:11:21,560
of Erica Tracy.

1056
01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:23,820
What?

1057
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:25,980
Oh, did you not hear?

1058
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:31,100
The show was a fucking disaster.

1059
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:34,120
I'm done. Finito.

1060
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,880
Terminated. They fucking hate me. They
hate me.

1061
01:11:38,350 --> 01:11:42,090
They hate me. So now we have to toast.
We have to celebrate.

1062
01:11:42,710 --> 01:11:44,070
Will you celebrate with me?

1063
01:11:44,530 --> 01:11:45,429
Come on.

1064
01:11:45,430 --> 01:11:46,430
Come on.

1065
01:11:49,890 --> 01:11:50,890
Yeah.

1066
01:11:52,730 --> 01:11:54,490
Here, have more. This helps.

1067
01:11:55,850 --> 01:11:58,530
Come on. No, it's good. It's good. It's
good. It's good. It's good. It's good.

1068
01:11:58,570 --> 01:11:59,570
It's good. It's good. It's good. Okay.

1069
01:12:01,270 --> 01:12:04,730
You want some more?

1070
01:12:05,510 --> 01:12:07,470
You want some more? Just like a little
bit more? A little bit?

1071
01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:15,930
Here's what I want to do.

1072
01:12:16,410 --> 01:12:17,410
You come with me.

1073
01:12:17,810 --> 01:12:21,190
Here's what you're going to do. You're
going to take all your fucking clothes

1074
01:12:21,190 --> 01:12:22,410
off. Take your clothes off. What?

1075
01:12:22,650 --> 01:12:25,090
You're going to take all your clothes
off. You take your clothes off, and then

1076
01:12:25,090 --> 01:12:28,310
you put this on. I don't want to. Take
all your clothes off. Come on.

1077
01:12:28,590 --> 01:12:29,549
Let's go.

1078
01:12:29,550 --> 01:12:31,430
Erica, I don't want to. Just fucking do
it.

1079
01:12:31,850 --> 01:12:32,870
Jesus. Fuck.

1080
01:12:37,060 --> 01:12:38,180
And then you take that.

1081
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:40,220
That's great.

1082
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:41,240
Yeah.

1083
01:12:42,140 --> 01:12:43,140
Yes.

1084
01:12:44,340 --> 01:12:46,820
Come on. We don't have all night. Let's
go.

1085
01:12:48,580 --> 01:12:52,920
Okay. You're going to love this. This is
so good. I have something so good.

1086
01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:54,140
Okay. Okay.

1087
01:12:54,340 --> 01:12:59,120
This is... Okay. You sit down. Here. You
sit. Sit there.

1088
01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:01,040
You go like this.

1089
01:13:05,470 --> 01:13:09,370
Like, I go, like, oh, you're so pretty.

1090
01:13:09,730 --> 01:13:13,030
What are you doing? Shush, shush, shush.
No questions at all.

1091
01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:14,890
Hi.

1092
01:13:15,070 --> 01:13:16,710
Hi. Mm.

1093
01:13:17,710 --> 01:13:18,710
Okay.

1094
01:13:18,990 --> 01:13:24,990
Here's what I'm gonna do. Tonight, you
are gonna be me.

1095
01:13:25,650 --> 01:13:27,510
And I am gonna fuck you.

1096
01:13:28,190 --> 01:13:30,670
And then I will be fucking myself.

1097
01:13:31,910 --> 01:13:33,110
Literally this time.

1098
01:13:34,010 --> 01:13:39,350
You don't want

1099
01:13:39,350 --> 01:13:43,590
to fuck me? No.

1100
01:13:43,910 --> 01:13:48,810
Come on. Come on. Oh, come on. Come on.
Stop.

1101
01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:50,710
Stop it.

1102
01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:53,090
Are you fucking crazy? Come on.

1103
01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:00,640
I told you what I want you to do. Can
you just do it for me? Can you just do

1104
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:01,640
what I asked you to do?

1105
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:05,100
Erica, what is wrong with you? What the
fuck? Are you fucking insane?

1106
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:08,880
Stop! It's all right. I don't need any
of that. Erica, this is fine. I don't

1107
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:09,559
need any of that.

1108
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:10,560
I'm ready now.

1109
01:14:10,740 --> 01:14:11,960
Erica, stop!

1110
01:14:18,460 --> 01:14:25,040
That's the last thing I remember.

1111
01:14:26,450 --> 01:14:27,450
So you hit her?

1112
01:14:27,970 --> 01:14:28,970
No.

1113
01:14:29,150 --> 01:14:33,270
What? No, I didn't hit her. She was
attacking me. I was just defending

1114
01:14:33,270 --> 01:14:36,690
myself. I mean, I've never seen Erica
like this. So unhinged. Like she had

1115
01:14:36,690 --> 01:14:37,690
nothing left to lose.

1116
01:14:38,210 --> 01:14:40,510
You said she was intoxicated when you
arrived.

1117
01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:46,470
Yeah, yeah. I mean, she was definitely
fucked up. I mean, you know, she was

1118
01:14:46,470 --> 01:14:50,250
really upset about the show tanking. So,
I mean, I don't know if she was on

1119
01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:53,450
anything besides alcohol, but... You
were under the influence as well.

1120
01:14:54,510 --> 01:14:56,830
I had a few glasses of champagne, but
that was it.

1121
01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:01,390
You said earlier you blacked out.

1122
01:15:03,490 --> 01:15:05,130
Um, well, I hadn't eaten all day.

1123
01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:09,530
I guess that the alcohol was hitting me,
you know, a little bit harder than

1124
01:15:09,530 --> 01:15:11,070
usual. So let me get this straight.

1125
01:15:11,690 --> 01:15:16,230
You drove to Erica's house, you got
drunk, you got in a violent physical

1126
01:15:16,230 --> 01:15:21,670
altercation with her, and then you
conveniently blacked out and can't

1127
01:15:21,670 --> 01:15:23,810
account for anything that happened for
the rest of the night?

1128
01:15:24,330 --> 01:15:26,010
I didn't conveniently black out.

1129
01:15:26,390 --> 01:15:28,310
Yeah, if you say so.

1130
01:15:29,790 --> 01:15:33,090
After you regain consciousness, then
what happened?

1131
01:15:47,230 --> 01:15:48,230
Erica?

1132
01:15:51,150 --> 01:15:52,150
Erica?

1133
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:57,380
Stop fucking around Erica. Where are
you?

1134
01:16:33,210 --> 01:16:34,810
Fuck. Erica.

1135
01:16:51,350 --> 01:16:52,350
Erica,

1136
01:16:58,210 --> 01:16:59,650
wake up. Wake up.

1137
01:17:00,110 --> 01:17:03,330
Erica, wake up. Erica, come on. Stop
fucking with me. Come on. Wake up. Wake

1138
01:17:03,330 --> 01:17:05,750
up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Come on.
Come on. Come on.

1139
01:17:13,790 --> 01:17:14,790
Hi.

1140
01:17:23,270 --> 01:17:26,790
Hello. My friend, she fell into the
pool.

1141
01:17:27,010 --> 01:17:28,170
There was an accident. She...

1142
01:17:28,510 --> 01:17:31,430
I tried to give her mouth-to-mouth, but
I think... 10,000, 10, Wonderland

1143
01:17:31,430 --> 01:17:32,430
Terrace. Yes.

1144
01:17:33,550 --> 01:17:34,509
Okay, yeah.

1145
01:17:34,510 --> 01:17:35,510
Please hurry.

1146
01:17:35,710 --> 01:17:37,050
Okay. Okay.

1147
01:17:48,770 --> 01:17:49,770
Erica?

1148
01:17:53,810 --> 01:17:54,810
Erica?

1149
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,360
And then her body miraculously
disappeared?

1150
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:09,360
I don't know. I mean, I went inside the
house for like 60 seconds to call 911.

1151
01:18:09,980 --> 01:18:11,180
How long were you unconscious?

1152
01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:15,080
I don't remember, but I didn't kill her.
I know that for sure.

1153
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:20,840
Is there anyone you can think of that
may have wanted Erica dead?

1154
01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:27,260
She wasn't universally loved, but I
can't think of anyone she pissed off

1155
01:18:27,260 --> 01:18:28,260
enough to want her murdered.

1156
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:36,140
I don't know. I can't say for sure,
though. I... I honestly didn't know her

1157
01:18:36,140 --> 01:18:37,140
that well.

1158
01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:44,780
So what happens now?

1159
01:18:48,060 --> 01:18:54,240
Well, with no body, there's no evidence,
so... you're free to go.

1160
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:56,480
What?

1161
01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:59,180
I... I could just leave?

1162
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:00,440
For now.

1163
01:19:00,970 --> 01:19:01,970
But don't go far.

1164
01:19:03,950 --> 01:19:05,770
So how many days has it been now?

1165
01:19:06,610 --> 01:19:07,610
Five.

1166
01:19:07,810 --> 01:19:11,010
You know, the police say the longer that
she's missing, the less likely it is

1167
01:19:11,010 --> 01:19:12,010
that she's alive.

1168
01:19:12,550 --> 01:19:13,950
Do you think I need to get a lawyer?

1169
01:19:14,270 --> 01:19:19,310
I mean, not that I can afford one,
but... Let's stay optimistic for the

1170
01:19:19,310 --> 01:19:20,209
time being.

1171
01:19:20,210 --> 01:19:26,910
Speaking of, seems like the clickbait
drama has restored Erica's market value

1172
01:19:26,910 --> 01:19:27,910
at the very least.

1173
01:19:28,190 --> 01:19:29,190
What?

1174
01:19:29,450 --> 01:19:33,310
Every one of her pieces from her shitty
trainwreck show sold out.

1175
01:19:33,570 --> 01:19:35,390
So I guess it's true what they say.

1176
01:19:36,150 --> 01:19:39,290
An artist is worth more dead than alive.

1177
01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:41,210
I'm in.

1178
01:19:41,910 --> 01:19:44,610
Is it just me, or is that so
unbelievably fucked up?

1179
01:19:45,070 --> 01:19:47,030
Welcome to the sad reality of now.

1180
01:19:47,670 --> 01:19:49,850
I'm gonna go for a run. You want me to
get you anything while I'm out?

1181
01:19:50,290 --> 01:19:51,710
No, I'm good.

1182
01:19:52,650 --> 01:19:53,890
Text me if you change your mind.

1183
01:19:54,150 --> 01:19:55,150
Okay.

1184
01:19:56,690 --> 01:19:57,970
You expecting a package?

1185
01:19:58,210 --> 01:19:59,210
No.

1186
01:20:07,950 --> 01:20:08,950
It's for you.

1187
01:20:21,090 --> 01:20:22,090
I'll give you two minutes.

1188
01:20:29,110 --> 01:20:30,110
Hi.

1189
01:20:34,430 --> 01:20:35,430
So...

1190
01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:40,830
What you're trying to say is that it's
all Victor's fault. No. No, no, no, no,

1191
01:20:40,830 --> 01:20:44,370
no. Definitely not. I take full
responsibility for my part in this,

1192
01:20:44,450 --> 01:20:51,010
but... after the show bombed, the brand
took a huge hit. We had to do something.

1193
01:20:52,350 --> 01:20:56,230
You used me in a plot to fake your own
death for publicity?

1194
01:20:56,550 --> 01:21:01,690
I understand why you're upset. I do.
Which is why I'm here apologizing in

1195
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:04,530
person. And as I told you, I already
cleared everything up with the police.

1196
01:21:04,790 --> 01:21:06,900
Oh. Oh, yeah. Thanks for that.

1197
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:08,320
I'm sorry.

1198
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:13,400
I'm truly, truly sorry. But the studio
was hemorrhaging money.

1199
01:21:13,620 --> 01:21:18,880
And when Victor came up with this whole
cockamamie scheme, I... I didn't know

1200
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:19,880
what else to do.

1201
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,180
Did you roofie me?

1202
01:21:27,740 --> 01:21:28,740
I had to.

1203
01:21:30,570 --> 01:21:33,830
For the plan to work, you had to be just
a little foggier than usual, and we

1204
01:21:33,830 --> 01:21:36,230
needed time, you know, to pull off the
operation.

1205
01:21:37,550 --> 01:21:41,650
It was your usual just spy movie stuff.

1206
01:21:42,830 --> 01:21:47,990
I mean, to be honest, the hardest part
was forcing myself not to breathe or

1207
01:21:47,990 --> 01:21:50,030
laugh when you were giving me
mouth-to-mouth.

1208
01:21:54,110 --> 01:21:58,530
And then Victor and I waited outside to
make sure you called 911.

1209
01:22:02,510 --> 01:22:03,910
And the rest is history.

1210
01:22:06,690 --> 01:22:07,690
Why me?

1211
01:22:09,590 --> 01:22:15,550
Well, you gave us a... I mean, with your
whole meltdown at the opening, it was a

1212
01:22:15,550 --> 01:22:19,370
pretty convenient motive, you know? And
plus, you're the most gullible slash

1213
01:22:19,370 --> 01:22:23,950
trustworthy of my... Most of my friends
would have just run away, not even

1214
01:22:23,950 --> 01:22:24,950
called 911.

1215
01:22:27,350 --> 01:22:30,230
I don't know what to say.

1216
01:22:35,950 --> 01:22:39,050
Bob's so unbelievably angry at the same
time.

1217
01:22:39,470 --> 01:22:43,150
I mean, I was just living my life,
minding my own business, and then you

1218
01:22:43,150 --> 01:22:46,630
come along, and before I even know
what's happening, I'm a sex slave to a

1219
01:22:46,630 --> 01:22:50,510
complete fucking sociopath and being
interrogated by the cops for murder.

1220
01:22:51,050 --> 01:22:51,969
That's fair.

1221
01:22:51,970 --> 01:22:54,010
It's not fucking fair, Erica!

1222
01:22:54,290 --> 01:22:55,330
It's fucked up!

1223
01:22:55,950 --> 01:23:00,550
Do you not understand what you've done?
I lost everything because of you. I

1224
01:23:00,550 --> 01:23:01,550
mean, Erica...

1225
01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:06,800
I had real fucking feelings for you, and
you destroyed my entire fucking life. I

1226
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:10,420
know you're upset right now, but you
need to trust me. As somebody who has

1227
01:23:10,420 --> 01:23:14,220
come back from the dead, literally and
figuratively more than once, your life

1228
01:23:14,220 --> 01:23:15,220
is not destroyed.

1229
01:23:15,940 --> 01:23:20,380
In fact, there's a silver lining. Silver
lining? What the fuck are you even

1230
01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:24,000
talking about? Okay, I'll tell you.
Remember when I was saying that in order

1231
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:26,660
to break through the noise and get
people's attention these days, you have

1232
01:23:26,660 --> 01:23:27,660
to make a big commotion?

1233
01:23:28,060 --> 01:23:32,900
Well, now you, despite whatever nuisance
it's caused at the moment, you can now

1234
01:23:32,900 --> 01:23:34,160
go and make a documentary.

1235
01:23:34,380 --> 01:23:37,900
Or write a book, or a miniseries, or
whatever, after you change all the

1236
01:23:37,900 --> 01:23:42,640
names, and it'll say, based on an insane
but shockingly true story, which is all

1237
01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:43,820
people give a shit about these days.

1238
01:23:45,100 --> 01:23:51,480
So, uh, you expect me to be grateful for
you implicating me in this entire

1239
01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:52,480
fucking shit show?

1240
01:24:06,730 --> 01:24:11,750
I don't believe in shame or regret or
any of the other fucked-up brainwashing

1241
01:24:11,750 --> 01:24:12,870
they give you in Catholic school.

1242
01:24:15,090 --> 01:24:18,590
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very
special guest in the studio today, world

1243
01:24:18,590 --> 01:24:21,170
-renowned artist and now author, Erika
Tracy.

1244
01:24:22,730 --> 01:24:26,550
Erika's biography, Confessions of a
Slut, How to Get Laid and Conquer the

1245
01:24:26,550 --> 01:24:29,110
World at the Same Time, is online and in
bookstores now.

1246
01:24:29,330 --> 01:24:30,330
Go get it.

1247
01:24:30,890 --> 01:24:33,230
Erika, I mean, welcome to the show,
obviously.

1248
01:24:33,490 --> 01:24:34,790
I kind of can't believe you're here
right now.

1249
01:24:35,870 --> 01:24:37,770
So crazy. That makes two of us.

1250
01:24:38,750 --> 01:24:44,430
I was surprised to see that I made
enough of an impression to warrant an

1251
01:24:44,430 --> 01:24:45,450
entire chapter in your book.

1252
01:24:45,690 --> 01:24:49,130
I mean, I'm full of surprises. You
should know that by now. Do I ever.

1253
01:24:50,110 --> 01:24:52,390
So that was fun.

1254
01:24:53,250 --> 01:24:55,350
It actually was. Yeah. It was great.

1255
01:24:55,590 --> 01:24:58,470
Yeah, and it looks like you were right
again. What do you mean? Well, you

1256
01:24:58,470 --> 01:25:02,050
always said that I'd see the benefits of
our relationship in the end, and I mean,

1257
01:25:02,090 --> 01:25:03,090
well, here we are.

1258
01:25:03,180 --> 01:25:07,880
I'm always right. You should know that.
That is so true. Hey, did you want to

1259
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:09,660
get, like, a drink or dinner or
something?

1260
01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:12,080
Elliot, are you hitting on me?

1261
01:25:13,020 --> 01:25:14,020
Maybe.

1262
01:25:15,460 --> 01:25:19,280
I have plans tonight, and I'm flying out
first thing in the morning. And plus,

1263
01:25:19,340 --> 01:25:20,580
I've already fucked you, so what's the
point?

1264
01:25:21,020 --> 01:25:22,020
So true.

1265
01:25:22,820 --> 01:25:24,400
You do look good, though. Thank you.

1266
01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:26,500
What'd you do? Did you replace me or
something?

1267
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,400
Oh, Erica, trust me, there's no
replacing you.

1268
01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:29,880
Why, have you replaced me?

1269
01:25:30,020 --> 01:25:31,020
Yeah, of course.

1270
01:25:31,140 --> 01:25:32,540
Oh. But it's not the same.

1271
01:25:32,970 --> 01:25:33,970
That's nice to hear.

1272
01:25:34,030 --> 01:25:37,210
Well, I'm not worried about you. I mean,
you know, I'm sure there's a lot of weak

1273
01:25:37,210 --> 01:25:39,770
men looking for a strong woman to
dominate them. Ouch.

1274
01:25:40,030 --> 01:25:40,989
I know.

1275
01:25:40,990 --> 01:25:47,130
Wow. I do want to tell you, though, that
I... I am proud of you.

1276
01:25:48,350 --> 01:25:50,850
Oh, um, thank you. That means a lot.

1277
01:25:52,670 --> 01:25:53,790
Oh, gracias, babe.

1278
01:25:54,050 --> 01:25:55,130
Jesus, this is Elliot.

1279
01:25:55,370 --> 01:25:56,370
Elliot, this is Jesus.

1280
01:25:56,750 --> 01:25:57,529
Hey, man.

1281
01:25:57,530 --> 01:26:01,150
Nice to meet you. No, no, he doesn't
speak English, so... Oh, yeah, no, of

1282
01:26:01,150 --> 01:26:04,690
course not. I really hate to break up
this circle, jerk, but our next segment

1283
01:26:04,690 --> 01:26:06,710
is ready, and we are on a tight
schedule.

1284
01:26:07,090 --> 01:26:08,250
Have we met before?

1285
01:26:11,530 --> 01:26:12,530
Two minutes.

1286
01:26:14,070 --> 01:26:15,510
Let's not make it another two years.

1287
01:26:15,730 --> 01:26:17,710
Definitely. If you're in New York, call
me.

1288
01:26:18,230 --> 01:26:19,230
It's a date.

1289
01:26:19,570 --> 01:26:20,570
Bye, honey. Bye.

1290
01:26:49,389 --> 01:26:56,270
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
today to witness the union of these two

1291
01:26:56,270 --> 01:26:59,190
beautiful souls as one.

1292
01:27:01,470 --> 01:27:07,230
Do you, Elliot, take Erica to be your
loftily wedded wife, to have and to

1293
01:27:07,230 --> 01:27:12,270
hold, to honor and cherish till death do
you part?

1294
01:27:13,310 --> 01:27:14,310
I do.

1295
01:27:15,310 --> 01:27:16,570
And do you, Erica,

1296
01:27:17,420 --> 01:27:19,760
Take Elliot to be your lawfully wedded
husband.

1297
01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:22,000
To have and to hold.

1298
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:24,080
To honor and cherish.

1299
01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:26,620
Till death do you part.

1300
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,200
I do.

1301
01:27:30,180 --> 01:27:32,020
I pronounce you man and wife.

1302
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,560
Let me kiss the bride.

1303
01:28:38,740 --> 01:28:44,700
baby baby baby

1304
01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:10,680
My toothbrush doesn't... That is very
hard.

1305
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:19,880
You're a cockstrap.

1306
01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:25,060
Should I wear a cockstrap? You sure?

1307
01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:27,700
Yes. You're selling it so well. Thank
you so much.

1308
01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:31,900
No, like, that's, like, not the vibe.
Ow, fuck.

1309
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:33,120
Oh, God.

1310
01:29:36,980 --> 01:29:37,980
Look at you.

1311
01:29:39,020 --> 01:29:40,020
Look at you.

1312
01:29:40,440 --> 01:29:41,440
I knew it.

1313
01:29:41,700 --> 01:29:42,700
I knew it.

1314
01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:46,520
Okay.

1315
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:52,820
I'm gonna do this one just looking right
down the barrel.

1316
01:29:58,910 --> 01:29:59,930
Sorry say that again.